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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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