You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
