Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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