my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
COCAINE IS GR8
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