And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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