I hate your face
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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