Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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