Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
