um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize