She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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