Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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