i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dear god my vagina.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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