dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The adults are the big ones right?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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