I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So gin and wine won't be happening again
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize