we made out on top of his cat.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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