I'm going to jail i love you
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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