how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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