road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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