what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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