grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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