Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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