All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
