I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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