i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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