Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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