Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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