she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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