so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I am naked and annoyed.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
