smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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