Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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