My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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