For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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