And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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