Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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