No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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