dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
