Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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