we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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