We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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