That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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