He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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