do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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