So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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