Christians are straight up FREAKS
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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