if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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