we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
