Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Terrible idea I love it
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