sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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