She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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