My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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