Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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