He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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