I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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